January 2012
1 post
November 2011
5 posts
Being a dad means using toilet paper from a pile on the floor.
October 2011
34 posts
Bedtime story http://t.co/vgP3DLI2
Free tv http://t.co/OviUemtk
“@jdalrymple: Pixelmator 2.0 coming tomorrow, here are a few screenshots http://t.co/mBEjaWgn” cc @ethansisson
If you go to the trouble of shooting the Sheriff doesn’t it make sense to go ahead and shoot the deputy also?
Snot you roll over and let uncle Clark scratch your belly!
RT @Scared: @ebrandell They accidentally added .5 to it. It’s more like 3.5, but they want Apple to use the 4G logo on the phone, http: …
RT @instapaper: Introducing Instapaper 4.0 for iPad and iPhone: http://t.co/4Cod0JYT
I have a 4 month expired ID and no official birth certificate… I don’t exist anymore.
Glass phone + sweatpants pocket + Honda civic + steep driveway = Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. On goes the case :(
Mmm… S. http://t.co/l5aSTLLY
Paperweight. Or countertop weight I guess. http://t.co/wf1XpwMz
RIP Mobile Me: http://t.co/ogCfkSCy
Kerning: http://t.co/28IgRvgb #likeaboss
Lets chocolate walk this church house. #EFfridge http://t.co/nIlJ8NyX
5 tags
Just posted a photo @ Orr Family Farm http://t.co/c6e1Vcwv
Cruising http://t.co/h2keCqRU
RT @joeypfeifer:
I just entered to win Dropbox Pro For Life FREE http://t.co/wkvqDibs via @appsumo
“One more thing… Steve Jobs is still alive” (thunderous applause)
My 27 year old Nintendo works.
My 4 year old xbox 360 does not.
#progress
Wedding. http://t.co/ATDkCOwc
iPhone photo http://t.co/YF0alrSd
September 2011
16 posts
Just posted a photo http://t.co/GWjQb2hu
I just scored 1092 points in Fruit Ninja’s Arcade Mode, with help from 3 Frenzy Bananas! http://t.co/9WE8FWwS
Tonight’s movie is Scarface. The tale of a man obsessed with the smell of powdered sugar. Or something.
RT @MattSanders: No form of minimalism or simple desktop can fully compare to the power of flipping a notepad to the next page. Humans c …
Harry Oak Ridge Boys: http://t.co/UO6RuFK5
Double shutter! What does it mean?! http://t.co/bgwFcn3